508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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