Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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