Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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