i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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