I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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