The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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