So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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