After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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