Nicole vs. Life
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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