Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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