How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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