About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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