you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I pour the whiskey from now on
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I have tasted many bathrooms
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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