why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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