you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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