It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
no you cant smoke seaweed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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