I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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