Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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