Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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