My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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