I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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