so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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