Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She's the barista slut.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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