Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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