brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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