Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate