So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap