Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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