she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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