Only a mothe r could love this liver
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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