he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
there was a trapeze. enough said
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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