She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You are a genius and a whore.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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