And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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