i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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