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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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