please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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