Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
as a side note pls kill me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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