you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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