I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait