I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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