porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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