Porn is love you can see.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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