You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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