you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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