You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm always down for nudity.
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