weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Who died my cat blue again?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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