Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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