I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.