you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year