i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.