i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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