12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
third nipple confirmed
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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