we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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