I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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