question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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